如果我有五千万… …我要买一张最舒服的床，
每天睡到自然醒；我要雇下N多人，每天给我铺床叠被；还要买很多很多闹钟，全部扔进垃圾桶；买下一列地铁，变成我的早专列；还有… …
醒醒啦！事实是，在你和我有了这五千万之前，还是多喝这瓶“醒元素”，它含那么多维C和钙, 更有双倍香橙美味, 抖擞精神上班去吧！

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if I have 50 million dollars…i will buy the best bed possible. i will sleep till i wake up naturally; i’ll hire many people to make my bed everyday; and i will buy tons of alarm clocks, and throw them into the garbage bin; i will also buy a train and make it my private mode of transport …
hey wake up mate! before we make our first 50 million, charge ourselves up with a bottle of vital - it contains calcium and vitamin c, with orange-orange flavor - and get ready to work hard.